My Curious Beta Life

My entire existence if Beta based. Here, try this and hey if it doesn't work out, thanks for playing. Say, how's that Beta liver working for ya? If I wait for everything to be out of Beta I'm the last on the continent to participate. Some people go to church but I subscribe to my faith in Beta. Beta builds faith. How can one be hopeless in a Beta-based world? I am hopeful every day when I awaken that everything I use that has the annoying "Beta Testing Version" discreetly imprinted below the title will work. You know that argument we just had? That was a Beta test. No we didn't get back together so I'm simply stating the program crashed and we will have to try again tomorrow so sit down. All this makes me want to have a kid and name him Congif.